Retro Blood 61: Elves (1989)

Welcome back to the Retro Blood Holiday reviews talking all about the 1980’s Christmas Horror movies. Up next if you like Nazi conspiracy and elves mating with a German virgin inbred this is the Christmas review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about 1989 “Elves”.

Join Jolly Ol Saint Kline and The Grinch J.A Alison as we try to Figure out if this is a lost Holiday Classic.

We talk, the weird plot of this movie and try to explain it. We talk our Weekly Holiday Beer.

In our Weekly History Segment of what was going on in Metal and Pro Wrestling on the release date of Elves October 24, 1989.

In Pro Wrestling we talk In Memphis, Tn at the Mid-South Coliseum we talk Soultaker vr Jerry Lawler for the Unified World Title.

In Metal we talk, Bolt Thrower and their Album “Realm of Chaos” and the History around the Album cover.

“Who Book this shit” Segment we talk some production on Elves and talk about Dan Haggerty and what he has done in Film. Also, Debate if this movie was really pg-13.

Then we get into the Full review with Kirsten and her family history, Mike Mcgavin aka Big John Studd, Nazis and their 50 years of planning, Elves or just one elf barley moving and Horny for some German virgins. Retro Blood has what you need this Holiday season so break into your favorite retail store while waking for 1980’s boys getting killed by 50-year-old Nazis and listen to the Retro Blood talk all about “Elves”.