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Retro Blood 222: Critters 3 (1991)

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues Little Creatures Month, reviewing all four Critters films—this time diving into the slime-covered, straight-to-video chaos of Critters 3. Marking the first 1990s movie ever covered on the show, this entry brings apartment-building carnage, crazier crites, and the feature-film debut of Leonardo DiCaprio.
The episode kicks off with the Weekly History Segment, breaking down what was happening in pro wrestling and metal/alternative music around the home-video release date of December 11, 1991. James covers WWF’s infamous This Tuesday in Texas, the Undertaker vs. Hulk Hogan title chaos, and why Ric Flair was suddenly all over WWF programming. Alison dives into the changing music landscape, spotlighting massive tours that brought together Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, and Pearl Jam, and the rise of a grungier sound that was taking over the scene.
From there, the guys dig into Critters 3 trivia and production history, including New Line Cinema’s expanding home-video division, the film’s writers, and how the franchise shifted once it left theaters. They also cover the cast, with a big focus on Leonardo DiCaprio as Josh and how this role fits into the very beginning of his career, plus Charlie the bounty hunter’s wild return and the over-the-top creature effects.
The episode closes with a full breakdown of the movie, covering the plot, characters, creature mayhem, and whether Critters 3 holds up as a weird but fun entry in the franchise—or marks the beginning of its straight-to-video decline.
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Retro Blood 221: Critters 2: The Main Course(1988)

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues Little Creatures Month, reviewing all four Critters films—this time diving into the slime-covered chaos of Critters 2. The boys kick things off with thoughts on PG-13 ’80s horror, the strange balance of comedy and sleaze, and why Retro Blood is expanding into select ’90s films.
In the Weekly History Segment, James breaks down a painfully slow WWF house show from New York that may feature one of the most boring matches ever, while Alison explains his love-hate relationship with Poison, spotlighting their album Open Up and Say… Ahh! and where the band stood in 1988’s metal scene.
The episode dives deep into the production history of Critters 2, including director Mick Garris and his horror legacy, New Line Cinema’s attempt to bring back the original director, and why that didn’t happen. We discuss the film’s reduced budget, its box office failure, and how it became the last Critters movie to receive a theatrical release. The boys also talk cast highlights, including Roxanne Kernohan as Lee, plus behind-the-scenes anecdotes and studio missteps.
Finally, we deliver a full breakdown of the movie—from Easter egg–packed mayhem and returning bounty hunters to the over-the-top creature kills and small-town destruction—asking whether Critters 2 is a misunderstood sequel or just chaotic ’80s fun.
 

Retro Blood 220: Critters (1986)

Happy New Year from Retro Blood! We kick off 2026 with Little Monsters & Creatures Month, and we’re starting strong by reviewing all four Critters movies, beginning with the original 1986 cult classic.
James Kline and J.H. Alison explain a new show format, including expanding into some early ’90s horror, before giving their quick thoughts on Critters—is it a Gremlins ripoff or its own beast? We also shout out ’80s horror royalty Dee Wallace and her iconic run during the decade.
In our Weekly History Segment, we rewind to the release date April 11, 1986, covering what was happening in pro wrestling and metal at the time. James breaks down a massive WWF house show in Sydney, Australia, drawing over 9,000 fans and featuring Mean Gene Okerlund as a special ring announcer. Alison dives into metal history with Judas Priest’s Defenders of the Faith and why the album was such a big deal in the mid-’80s.
We then dig into the making of Critters, discussing the film’s writers and directors, the low-budget ingenuity behind the creature effects, and the cast—including Terrence Mann, whose real-life connections hit close to home for the show.
Finally, we deliver a full breakdown of the movie, from Killer Klowns-level chaos to bounty hunters, rolling balls of death, and why Critters still holds up as one of the most fun creature features of the 1980s.
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Retro Blood – Episode 219 Die Hard (1988) – A Very Bloody Christmas

Welcome back to Retro Blood as James Kline and J.H. Alison continue our Big Blockbuster 1980s Movie Month with a special Christmas episode dedicated to the ultimate action debate movie — John McTiernan’s Die Hard (1988).
We deliver a full scene-by-scene breakdown, reliving every barefoot step John McClane takes through Nakatomi Plaza, from the Christmas party invasion to Hans Gruber’s legendary fall. Along the way, we dig into the movie’s endlessly quotable moments and why Bruce Willis changed the action hero forever.
This episode is loaded with behind-the-scenes stories, including the film’s adaptation from Nothing Lasts Forever, the risky casting of Willis, Alan Rickman’s iconic first role, McTiernan’s direction, real stunts, and how Die Hard created an entire action subgenre.
And yes — we finally settle the argument:Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie?
Grab a drink, crank up the Christmas lights, and join us for gunfire, glass, and pure 1980s blockbuster chaos.
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Retro Blood – Episode 218: Rambo: First Blood (1982)

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues Big Blockbuster 1980s Month with a deep dive into Rambo: First Blood (1982) — the gritty action-drama that launched one of the biggest franchises of the decade.
This week, we break down how First Blood is far more than an action movie, examining its roots as a character-driven Vietnam War aftermath film and how it reflects the tension between small-town authority and returning veterans in early ’80s America. We go scene by scene through Rambo’s arrival in Hope, the brutal police station sequence, the manhunt through the Pacific Northwest wilderness, and the explosive return to town.
We also dig into:
Sylvester Stallone’s restrained, emotional performance
The original novel vs. the film’s ending
Sheriff Teasle as a surprisingly layered antagonist
The movie’s grounded tone compared to later Rambo sequels
How First Blood helped redefine the 1980s action hero
As always, we mix in our usual side tangents, 1980s context, and annual stout reviews while debating whether First Blood belongs more in the action canon or as a dramatic war film.
A lean, mean blockbuster that still hits hard over 40 years later — lock and load for Retro Blood Episode 218.
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Retro Blood 217 – Batman (1989)

Hosted by JK Kline & JH Alison1980s Big Blockbuster Month Begins!
Holy Retro Blood, Gotham!JK Kline and JH Alison return to swoop down into the neon-lit, gothic madness of Tim Burton’s Batman (1989) for Episode 217!
This week we go full blockbuster mode, diving deep into the film that reshaped superhero cinema forever.
We break down everything:
🦇 Full Movie BreakdownWe walk you scene-by-scene through Burton’s dark vision of Gotham City — Batman’s rise, Jack Napier’s fall into madness, the Joker’s laughing terror, and the epic rooftop showdown that defined an era.
🎬 Behind-the-Scenes SecretsWe uncover all the wild production stories, including:
The fan outrage over Michael Keaton’s casting
Jack Nicholson’s legendary salary deal
The stiff, iconic Batsuit that Keaton couldn’t turn his head in
Prince’s soundtrack controversy
Gotham’s massive practical set
Why Robin was cut
The improvised cathedral finale
And tons more trivia that shaped the Bat-mythos
🍺 Annual Retro Blood Stout ReviewsOur Big Blockbuster Month continues with another round of hearty stout reviews — because nothing pairs with Batman’s gothic cityscape like a dark, heavy brew.
Whether you're a Bat-fan, an ’80s junkie, or just love hearing two dudes talk about giant practical sets and insane paychecks, this episode is packed tighter than the Batmobile at Axis Chemicals.
Tune in, drink up, and let Retro Blood signal the night!
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Retro Blood 216 – Home Sweet Home (1981)

James Kline and J.H. Alison close out 1980s Killer Families Month with one of horror’s strangest forgotten Thanksgiving slashers: Home Sweet Home (1981). A PCP-crazed bodybuilder, a dysfunctional family gathering, and pure early-’80s chaos—this one has it all.
We kick things off with our first impressions, including the amazing trailer and how James randomly discovered this long-lost DVD. Then we dive into the film’s behind-the-scenes history:
Director Nettie Peña — one of the few female horror directors of the era
Writer Thomas Bush — his only screenplay before shifting into sound work
Jake Steinfeld (aka “PCP Jay”) — his wild performance and what he became known for
Young Vinessa Shaw (Angel Bradley) — her first film role and later Hollywood success
Filming locations, indie production details, and why this movie vanished for decades
Then we break down the full movie: a Thanksgiving where nearly every adult wants drugs, no holiday decorations in sight, improv-heavy dialogue, and PCP Jay launching himself onto cars, tables, and people like an unhinged slasher superhero.
A weird, gritty, oddly authentic Thanksgiving horror film—and a perfect way to wrap up the month.
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Retro Blood 215: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)

James Kline & J.H. Alison keep 1980s Killer Family Month rolling with a Thanksgiving feast of mayhem as we dive into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2—Tobe Hooper’s wild, comedic, gore-soaked sequel to his 1974 classic.
We kick things off by revisiting the legacy of the original film and how its raw realism reshaped horror. Then we explore Hooper’s return to the franchise through his three-picture Cannon Films deal, why he decided to lean heavily into dark comedy, and whether that tonal shift actually works.
We dig into the movie’s chaotic production:
Casting Bill Moseley after his underground short "The Texas Chainsaw Manicure" caught Hooper’s eye
Budget cuts that held back Hooper’s original vision
Tom Savini’s practical FX, bringing some of the best (and bloodiest) work of the decade
Behind-the-scenes Cannon madness and the studio’s expectations for a sequel
How Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, and Jim Siedow shaped the film’s off-kilter tone
Due to some technical issues, James takes the reins solo on the full review portion—digging into Stretch’s radio-station nightmare, Hopper’s unhinged chainsaw crusade, and the cannibalistic madness of the Sawyer family as the franchise veers into full-tilt insanity.
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Retro Blood 214: Mothers Day (1980)

James Kline and J.H. Alison continue 1980s Killer Family Month with one of the nastiest low-budget backwoods shockers of the era: Mother’s Day (1980).
We kick things off with our first impressions—why this grimy hillbilly horror flick doesn’t hit the same cultural impact as I Spit on Your Grave or Last House on the Left, yet still carves out its own bizarre identity. We talk why the film was made, who made it, and how the Kaufman brothers brought their trademark off-beat grit to the project.
In our weekly History Segment, we cover what was happening in Pro Wrestling and Metal Music around the film’s release. In wrestling, we break down The Grappler ending Ted DiBiase’s second reign as Mid-South North American Champion. Alison then walks us through what David Bowie was up to at this point in his career.
Then we dive into the movie’s production—how the Kaufmans pulled this off on a shoestring budget, the filming locations shared with Friday the 13th Parts 1 and 2, and the infamous abandoned house rumored to have been the site of a real murder (plus a supposed real corpse used as a prop). We talk Charles Kaufman casting members of his own family, his attempts to squeeze raw emotion out of his actors, and all the strange behind-the-scenes lore that makes this film a cult oddity.
Finally, we break down the full movie—from the unexpected fate of Jackie (not the final girl we expected), to the hilariously awkward hillbilly brothers, the twisted “Mother” character, and all the uncomfortable, sleazy mayhem that makes Mother’s Day such a wild entry in 1980s exploitation horror.
This one gets messy… and that’s exactly why we’re covering it.
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Retro Blood 212/213 – The Stepfather (1987) & Stepfather II (1989) – Mega Double Episode!

James Kline and J.H. Alison kick off Killer Family Month this November with a massive Retro Blood double feature covering The Stepfather and Stepfather II—two of the most unsettling and underrated psychological slashers of the late 1980s.
The boys dive into the real-life inspiration behind the story: the chilling case of mass murderer John List, whose crimes helped shape the blueprint for the Stepfather character. From there, they explore the behind-the-scenes history of both films, including the directors who brought these nightmares to life and how the series evolved from intimate psychological terror to more over-the-top suburban mayhem.
Of course, the spotlight is on the legendary Terry O’Quinn, whose terrifying, charismatic performance as Jerry Blake/Bill Hodgkins remains one of horror’s greatest “killers hiding in plain sight.” James and Alison talk O’Quinn’s preparation, his approach to the role, and why he completely elevates both entries.
Then it’s on to the full breakdowns:🔸 Which film is creepier—and why?🔸 The most disturbing scenes vs. the unintentionally hilarious ones.🔸 The wild suburban characters who absolutely had the boys cracking up.🔸 How the sequels expand (or totally derail) the mythology of the Stepfather.
Two films, one monstrous man trying to build the “perfect family” by any means necessary. And Retro Blood dives into every twisted moment.
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